Happy and Sad at the same time

Gazza and his chick (Toula) were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of “mixed emotions”.

Gazza turned to Toula and said, “This is a bunch of crap”

I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”
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Toula smiled and said “Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick.”