Open letter to cyclists in Sydney

After another incident this evening I write this open letter to cyclists in Sydney:

  • You in fact do not own the road
  • The road rules, while you only have 2 wheels still apply equally to you
  • I in fact paying the ludicrous taxes pn motor vehicles and tolls have more right to be on the road that you
  • My 1,5 tonnes of steel will beat your 2 grams of lycra short, any day
  • I am not impressed that your bicycle cost more than a Ford Fiesta
  • Yes, you look like idiots in those helmets
  • The pants make your assess look fat

Now please stay the f#$% away from me, and do not abuse me when you are in the wrong. Show some respect!