How to live with a Huge Penis

I received this book in the mail today. Anyone else get one?

How to live with a huge penis

Chapters from the book include:

  1. Preface : My friends call me Python
  2. Showering at the gym
  3. Buying underwear
  4. Keeping friends after they’ve seen you naked
  5. Rebuilding these friend’s self esteem
  6. Exercise safety
  7. Why you will never be a record breaking swimmer
  8. Dating, don’ts and never’s