These were the worst gifts received in the Kaksak Household this year, in order of greatness:
- Overdue library book, awesome
- Hand me down undies from dad, need I say more
- Three pack of condoms from the ex, with the note “F… you and good luck dating in 2012”
- After shave from Gazza. In small letters on the back were the words “Free sample”
- Homemade coupon from Toula to do the dishes 1 night only in 2012
You live here you idiot…
- Combined ear and nose hair trimmer. Aah, thanks mum
- Fake iPod which was DOA and gave my laptop a virus!
- Ham sandwich, WTF?
- Homemade porno of Gazza, by himself. Still trying to get the visuals out of my head!
- Keyring digital picture frame, which fell apart when opened.
Hopefully you got a new BMW, Ducatti or something from the Apple store. Christmas is now done, whats up for New Year?