Tag Archives: Chicks

The last thing I saw

I remember nothing. This was the last picture taken on my mobile phone…

The last photo taken on my mobile

Apparently the K Mart is still under repair and there are also numerous claims from both customers and staff for injuries ranging from missing eyebrows, to toxic fume inhalation and burns to skin. The kebab shop around the corner is denying everything but they have pulled their Double chilli beef and bean kebab. No explanation given.

 

Male Fairy Tale

Yes there is such a thing as a male fairy tale…

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “No!!!”

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate steak and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end

New Eye Chart

All this watching of the World Cup on the TV and then live has left me horse and with poor eye sight. Squinting through the freezing weather and rain trying to watch the Bokke score tries. Went to see a Kiwi eye doc, this is his chart. Very effective, my eyes are fine now. I was so impressed I asked him if I could keop a copy.

Revised eye chart

Go the Bokke and the Wallabies and do I hear a choking sound. Just hope it doesn’t happen before I leave Hobitville.

PS: You are probably wondering how to increase the resolution of your screen. Being the ever helpful Kaksak. It is Control +. Not that I tried…

Recent trip to Africa

So my mate Gazza decided to visit South Africa given the cheap Rand. A case of beer is less than 10 bucks but then it is Castle and 3 million speed cops cant be wrong. Anyways he sent this pic with the words HELP!!. Apparently there was a misunderstanding with one of the local ladies after a long drinking session. Havent heard from him since. Should we at the Kaksak be worried?

Demonstrators - Jobs not penis
Demonstrators

Happy and Sad at the same time

Gazza and his chick (Toula) were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of “mixed emotions”.

Gazza turned to Toula and said, “This is a bunch of crap”

I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”
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Toula smiled and said “Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick.”

Eye Test – Kaksak Style

Eyesight is very important to all of us.

The Kaksak knows this more than anyone is alsways concerned for our readers.

Have a careful look at the image below…

 

Image eye test of girls

 

Did you see the bare bum of the girl in the background???

 

If you did see that in the picture, you need to have your eyes checked, preferably by an optician.

 

…as that is the armpit of the girl holding the camera!

 

Its important to get your eyes tested regularly.

 

Gazza has been looking at this for 2 days and all he can see is bumcrack. Please help!