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What you get for helping pissed people

This happens to us in Bankstown just about every other night, I swear…

A man and  his wife were awoken at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on  the
door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger standing in the pouring rain is asking for a push.

“Piss off” says the  husband, “it is 3:00 in the morning!”

He slams  the door and returns to bed

“Who was that?”  asked his wife

“Just some drunk guy asking for a  push,” he says

“Did you help him?” she  asks?

“No, I did not. It is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring with rain out

“Well, you have a short  memory,” says his wife. “Can’t you remember
about three  months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be  ashamed of yourself!”

The man does as he is told, gets dressed and goes out into the
pounding  rain

He calls out into the dark, “Hello, are you  still there?”

“Yesh,” comes back the  answer

“Do you still need a push?” calls out the  husband.

“Yesh, please!” comes the reply from the  dark

“Where are you?” asks the  husband

“Over here on the swing” replies the  drunk