Which of these 2 countries would you least like to go to war with, and which would you most like to live in. This is a question on some South Africans minds. We at the Kaksak, being ever mindful to help people decided to disect the national anthems of both countries to help you decide, so you can be the judge, we have put the power back in your hands. Community services from the Kaksak.
Australian National Anthem interpreted for South African immigrants
Australians all let us rejoice – Let have a party, we love a good party, lets have a party yeah!
For we are young and free – Lots of good looking chicks around and most enjoy a root
We’ve golden soil and wealth for toil – We have lots of resources, but there is no cheap labour and working is hard, so selling the resources is the best road to wealth
Our home is girt by sea – We know this as we all live near the beach, and go there the whole time
Our land abounds in natures gifts of beauty rich and rare – Again, lots of good looking chicks
In history’s page, let every stage, Advance Australia fair – Our memory is hazy of who was here first, but now its all fair and lets look forward
South African Anthem interpreted for Aussies
Uit the blou van onse hemel – We will come from the heavens above
Uit die diepte van ons see – We will come from the depths of the ocean
Oor ons evige gebergtes – We will come from over the mountains
Waar die kranse antwoord gee – Even the fokken cliffs will hear us coming
Onse sal antwoord op jou roepstem – You call us, we come
Ons sal offer wat jy vra – We will come, no shit
Ons sal lewe one sal sterwe – and bliksem you, or die trying
Ons vir jou Suid Afrika – For you South Africa, Jacob, Julius, Nelson and brothers
Never let it be said the Kaksak does no community service. I now know where I would rather live and who I would rather play rugby against.