Similar thing happened to me in Penrith once at the leagues club. Managed to squeeze out of the ladies toilet window and escape in my ute just before it got ugly. Chick looked similar as well. Streuth!!
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The Kaksak is impressed
Did this to the building across the road. Just kidding, not that funny but very impressive….
Real man? Sure you are….
For all you office dwelling, educated metrosexuals who trudge to work in your high powered BMW’s at the grand speed of 60kmph. All those of you who think the outdoors is walking barefoot through the Sheraton. Watch this and realise exactly how much of a naff you probably are…
Apparently no underwear was harmed in the making of this video….
Protecting our borders
These are not the soldiers I want protecting our borders:
Hennie was in the SADF, in fact he was a Lance Corporal, similar to where Hitler started I think. Hennie says this kind of behaviour was quite common in the Infantry Batallion, until a truck ran over 3 of them, then they were a little sharper.
Harden Up Australia
I had the unfortunate experience of heading out to the Northern suburbs yesterday. I do not as a matter of principle cross the bridge unless good looking chicks are involved. What a bunch of F…. ponsers. Not too many real cars their either. Saw 1 other Commodore and I think he was visiting. By the looks of it he was also not wanted there as a cop car was chasing him. I slunk down in the Skyline to avoid any attention, I normally sit quite low anyway and turned up the music so any coppers would not hear my dual cone, illegal exhausts. The plan seemed to work well except got a lot of dirty looks from the ponsers at the coffee chops. In Bankstown the chicks usually wave and smile, even if they are missing a few teeth.
All you see is soy latte’s, yoga, alternative medicine and cosmetic dentists. This is not the real Australia. One bunch was even offering to help the energy meridians of my body to make me feel better? I said “Mate, are you f…. serious?” Thought the guy was going to have a cardiac arrest right here and then. Never heard of such crap. We only have massages in Bankstown and then from what Ive heard, they offer additional value added services. Not help to adjust your energy lines. Get real people, and you pay for this bullshit….
People in Bankstown have real issues like mortgages, raising children and the bottle shop closing at 9pm. They once ran out of VB and I thought the place was going to get burnt down. It’s never happened since. Talking of VB, I really miss Castle Lager. Found some at the Springbok Butchery in Mowbray Road, $18 a six pack. I think you could buy a whole truck of Castle Lager in South Africa for that price. I digress…
The only response I could find to the folk from Mosman was the following video which features Chopper Read an infamous Australian Should have been called Harden Up Mosman….. Nevertheless all you Mosman people, Harden the F…. up..
This blog in no way endorses Chopper Read or his actions. So before you Mosmanites say “ooh this is outrageous, Im going to sue the Kaksak”. I say “Harden the F…. up Mosman”. I must say though Balmoral is cool. There were also some poor people there so I felt more at home. Lots of girls who could only afford a bikini bottom.
Really Bad South African Video
This is really bad….
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