Great Excitement here in the Kaksak offices. Just kidding, no offices, actually just a small shitty house in the Bankstown Fibro belt with 1 moer of a Internet connection. Dont try find us, we have firewall detectors, virus walls and all the modcons to ensure you cannot track us, just like the Chinese thought they had for Google. We just have better. And if you you still find us, we know you will be too chicken to come to Bankstown, the jewel of the West.
Sorry, back to Twitter.
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